Benji: Joel needed some anatomy lessons.

Joel: that's right.

Benji: He was all twisted up...couldn't figure some things out.

Joel: ...that's right...

Benji: This next video is Blink 182's 'First Date'... Joel's still yet to have one."

Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel.

Benji: And I'm Benji...

Joel: yeah...unfortunately....

Benji: "Bonjour biatch! Au revoir biatch!"

Benji: You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour.

Joel: You're not married.

Benji: ...oh.

Joel: You never will be married.

Benji: Hey kids, do not change that channel or I will kill you!

*Joel is lauging and shaking his head*

Joel: NO, it's alright, he's not going to kill you. He couldn't kill anything.

Benji: This is All Things Rock and I'm Benji, and this is MY show!!! ohhh yeah, and this is my little helper Joel.

Joel: My last name is sex. S-E-X."

Joel:"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..."